Having a 3 year old makes for some interesting "one-liners" around here. But I also find myself saying some things that make me think, "did that just come out of my mouth?" Here's a little sampling:
No, nail polish is only for Mommies. Because it just is. Ok just one, give me your finger. Ok pick out a different color, then. Yes I think Daddy will love your painted nails.
Get that out of your underwear please. Because we don't put toys in our underwear. Because it's gross. Because your football will get germs on it. Thank you.
What's what? That's my armpit. It's scratchy because I have hair there. Yes, like Daddy's face. Mommies and Daddies just have hair, that's why. No you don't have any hair in your armpits. Yes, you can when you're a daddy.
Every time I download pictures off of my camera, I find new pictures taken by Boston, like this one of Lily. I talked Jamie into getting her a pink collar. A girl's gotta have some pink accessories, just sayin.
And check out this creepy shot of his Leap Frog toy. I'd hate to stumble across this thing in the middle of the night!
